πŸŒοΈβ€β™‚οΈ The Final Countdown: Itinerary Newsletter πŸ₯ƒπŸ”₯

Gentlemen…the time is near. Apologies for the delayβ€”someone (unnamed) claimed newsletters were boring. They were wrong.

πŸ—“οΈ THE ITINERARY


FRIDAY

Morning Tee Times
πŸ“ 7:44 a.m. to 8:48 a.m. (Every 8 minutes)
Thursday arrivals can tee off early. Friday arrivals, be on time to squeeze in a second 18.

Lunch
πŸ” On your own

Afternoon Tee Times
πŸ“ 1:04 p.m. to 2:08 p.m.

β›³ Play until 7:45ish
πŸ• Pizza delivered at 8:00 p.m.
πŸ”₯ Fireside tomfoolery after dark


SATURDAY

7:30 a.m. – Breakfast + Putting Contest
8:00 a.m. – Shotgun Scramble Tournament
12:15 p.m. – Burgers n Dogs BBQ

Afternoon Tee Times
πŸ“ 1:12 p.m. to 2:32 p.m.
Later times = nap, drink, shower, do you.
Commish requests early slot (prep duties).

Dinner
πŸ“ 7:30 p.m.
πŸ† Awards + Putting Finals at twilight
πŸ₯³ Post-dinner celebration with 80 cigars and 7 top-tier bourbons/scotches


SUNDAY

β˜€οΈ Early golf offered by James (back nine vibes)
🀝 Man hugs
😒 Few tears
⏳ Rob starts the PKMC 18 countdown


πŸ“Œ COURSE RULES

  • No bottles on course
  • Cans only while playing
  • Bring beer for you + 3 grown men
  • Bring weed for you + 3 grown men
  • Fine cigar for the Commish (optional, suggested)
  • Above all…Follow the Itinerary

πŸš— Safe travels. Let the games begin.

~Mike

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