ποΈββοΈ The Final Countdown: Itinerary Newsletter π₯π₯
Gentlemen…the time is near. Apologies for the delayβsomeone (unnamed) claimed newsletters were boring. They were wrong.
ποΈ THE ITINERARY
FRIDAY
Morning Tee Times
π 7:44 a.m. to 8:48 a.m. (Every 8 minutes)
Thursday arrivals can tee off early. Friday arrivals, be on time to squeeze in a second 18.
Lunch
π On your own
Afternoon Tee Times
π 1:04 p.m. to 2:08 p.m.
β³ Play until 7:45ish
π Pizza delivered at 8:00 p.m.
π₯ Fireside tomfoolery after dark
SATURDAY
7:30 a.m. β Breakfast + Putting Contest
8:00 a.m. β Shotgun Scramble Tournament
12:15 p.m. β Burgers n Dogs BBQ
Afternoon Tee Times
π 1:12 p.m. to 2:32 p.m.
Later times = nap, drink, shower, do you.
Commish requests early slot (prep duties).
Dinner
π 7:30 p.m.
π Awards + Putting Finals at twilight
π₯³ Post-dinner celebration with 80 cigars and 7 top-tier bourbons/scotches
SUNDAY
βοΈ Early golf offered by James (back nine vibes)
π€ Man hugs
π’ Few tears
β³ Rob starts the PKMC 18 countdown
π COURSE RULES
- No bottles on course
- Cans only while playing
- Bring beer for you + 3 grown men
- Bring weed for you + 3 grown men
- Fine cigar for the Commish (optional, suggested)
- Above all…Follow the Itinerary
π Safe travels. Let the games begin.
~Mike