🏌️♂️ The Final Countdown: Itinerary Newsletter 🥃🔥
Gentlemen…the time is near. Apologies for the delay—someone (unnamed) claimed newsletters were boring. They were wrong.
🗓️ THE ITINERARY
FRIDAY
Morning Tee Times
📍 7:44 a.m. to 8:48 a.m. (Every 8 minutes)
Thursday arrivals can tee off early. Friday arrivals, be on time to squeeze in a second 18.
Lunch
🍔 On your own
Afternoon Tee Times
📍 1:04 p.m. to 2:08 p.m.
⛳ Play until 7:45ish
🍕 Pizza delivered at 8:00 p.m.
🔥 Fireside tomfoolery after dark
SATURDAY
7:30 a.m. – Breakfast + Putting Contest
8:00 a.m. – Shotgun Scramble Tournament
12:15 p.m. – Burgers n Dogs BBQ
Afternoon Tee Times
📍 1:12 p.m. to 2:32 p.m.
Later times = nap, drink, shower, do you.
Commish requests early slot (prep duties).
Dinner
📍 7:30 p.m.
🏆 Awards + Putting Finals at twilight
🥳 Post-dinner celebration with 80 cigars and 7 top-tier bourbons/scotches
SUNDAY
☀️ Early golf offered by James (back nine vibes)
🤝 Man hugs
😢 Few tears
⏳ Rob starts the PKMC 18 countdown
📌 COURSE RULES
- No bottles on course
- Cans only while playing
- Bring beer for you + 3 grown men
- Bring weed for you + 3 grown men
- Fine cigar for the Commish (optional, suggested)
- Above all…Follow the Itinerary
🚗 Safe travels. Let the games begin.
~Mike
